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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Sponges Are More Useful Than A Squid


The sponge is one of natures most magnificent wonders of the sea. An extraordinary aquatic species that... Ah, who am I kidding? We're talking about the simplest of bottom-dwelling, porous sea creatures here. Sponges live such an excruciatingly dull and boring life, that they actually spend all of their time dreaming of that one fateful day when they'll finally be plucked free from the oceans floor and cut into little squares, knowing full well that they'll ultimately be moving on to a better, more productive life as a multi-purpose, household cleaning aid. Sopping up kitchen spills and wiping off countertops really is their one true calling in life! I can't think of any other animal that's not only extra-absorbent, but one that can also scrub, scour or dampen as quickly and thoroughly as the little workaholic sponge. Have you ever tried scraping dried, hardened food off of a dirty plate with, oh let's say, a moray eel or a squid?... Gees, what an inky mess that is....

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