Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I Am Moving All Content To My Other Blog

I Won't Be Updating this Blog After Today but will leave all the archives for a while. If you liked the content here I think you will prefer this link- - I will be able to post more material as won't be running back and forth between the 2. So move your hiney's over to my other blog- See You There- don't forget to add me to your favorites- Hugssss to all my readers-

Piggy Back Ride- Literally

Off The Mark- Mark Parisi

He Makes Very Funny Aging Cartoons- Here's a selection:

These Men Guarantee Your Pizza Will Arrive In 30 Minutes- Guaranteed

Lucky Kitty

Cat with 26 toes This cute kitty, appropriately named Extra, has a total of 26 toes. The three-month-old cat, a resident of Auckland, New Zealand, has seven toes on her front paws and six on the rear. It's a genetic condition called polydactyly. From the East and Bays Courier (photo by Jason Dorday):
"Her mum Star is a normal cat but her grandmother had six toes on each paw as well and so does her brother. But we've never even heard of a kitten with seven toes on each front paw," says (Extra's guardian Kaelene Gerrard). "Extra's a good climber and runs really fast."Link

Bear Teaches A Lesson- Don't Change For Anyone

The Bear That Wasn't
The Bear That Wasn't is a Chuck Jones cartoon about a bear that settles down for his long winter nap. While he is asleep the progress of man continues. He wakes up to find himself in the middle of an industrial complex. He then gets confused by the foreman as a worker and is told to work. To this he responds "but I'm not a man, I'm a Bear" He is taken to each of his succesive bosses, who try to convince him that he is just a very hairy man that needs a shave...

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

When Ice Attacks

Having Fun With Homophones

A homophone is a word which is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning, for example: carat, caret, and carrot. Homophones are often used to create puns, deceive the reader or to suggest multiple meanings.Type some text into the Homophoner, wait for it to be homophonerated, and see the results.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Barbie Gets A Real Life

Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess! Tanner the dog is soft and fuzzy and her mouth, ears, head and tail really move! You can open Tanner dog's mouth and "feed" her dog biscuits. Comes with a dog bone and chew toys that Tanner can hold in her mouth, too. When Tanner has to go to the bathroom, Barbie doll cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can. Posable Barbie doll included. Ages 3 and up. Just a couple things bother me .What the heck is that in the doggie's mouth and his dish?? And do I really need to know? Mmmmm.

Seeing Can Be Blind

This is unbelievable! Objects on this picture below looks like a real world.
But, everything you see inside the surrounding bricks is a mural! You don't believe it?? See the before and after pictures above.

Good Ole Summertime

Ahhhhhhhhhh the sites are what I miss most******* This photo is from Holland. You can thank someone for putting in the little black box. This picture raises so many questions. Why is this guy at the beach? Couldn’t the photographer have found a different angle?

A Sad Day For Men

Inventor of the TV Remote Dies
Hit the mute button for a moment of silence: The co-inventor of the TV remote, Robert Adler, has died.Adler, who won an Emmy Award along with fellow engineer Eugene Polley for the device, died yesterday of heart failure at a Boise nursing home at 93, Zenith Electronics Corp have said. Come on though he was 93 so imagine he used his remote very happily.

This Is How I React Without My Morning Coffee

Believe It**

Nope not photoshopped this man really is over 7 ft tall and takes up the whole bench. That's his honey seated next to him.

Hot Peas New Security Device??

An armed man was foiled in his attempt to rob a Bolton chip shop when the owner's partner threw a hot bowl of mushy peas at him, a court has heard.Kieran Naylor, 21, of Monks Lane, Breightmet, hit the owner of the Breightmet Lucky Supper Bar with a hammer in September 2006. Bolton Crown Court heard how he slipped on the peas that landed on the floor. He was given a three year prison sentence after pleading guilty to assault with intent to commit robbery. The couple, who are both in their 60s, were serving two regular customers at the chip shop when the attempted robbery took place.
posted by arbroath at 9:50 AM

Year Of The Pig Begins In China

You've heard the expression when pigs fly haven't you? Well appears they can fly during this big year devoted to them. See for yourself.

Even Pets Love Soduko

Concentrating Cat

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Take The White Trash Test

White Trash Test
Not sure if you qualify to marry your sister? Check the above link to see. That is if you dare to.

Bring a Hearty Appetite

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub - 6 lb. Burger
9 lbs. total.For $23.95, here's what you get:* Two whole tomatoes* A half-head of lettuce* 12 slices of American cheese* A full cup of peppers* Two entire onions* Plus, a river a mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.If you finish it in under 3 hours, you get it for free.

Forget The Expensive Gym

Just grab up a piece of raw meat and RUN!!!RUNNING AWAY FROM DOGS - THE FUN WAY TO FITNESS
Holy crap, look at that dog. I love dogs, but that is a serious 'don't Mess with me' looking animal."How can you lose weight fast? Which sport burns more calories per hour than any other? Swimming? Jogging? Aerobics? In fact, it is none of these. The best sport for weight-loss, muscle tone and the cardio-vascular system is Running Away From Dogs. "

Quick Chinese Speaking Lesson

Learn Chinese In five minutes...
(read these out loud, it helps)
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Is there a fugitive here? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Nut Ding
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
You know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
Stay out of sight - Lei lo

Things We Learn from Movies

Things you would never know without the movies:(1) If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.(2) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.(3) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.(4) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.(5) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.(6) It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.(7) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.(8) The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.(9) If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.(10) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.(11) If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beasts, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.(12) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.(13) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.(14) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.(15) Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.(16) Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.(17) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.(18) Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.(19) Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.(20) A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.(21) Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.(22) Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.(23) Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.(24) It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.(25) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.(26) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.(27) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.(28) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hoaxed Photos of Earlier Times

Baby Adolf The picture on the left was widely printed in newspapers throughout the 1930s. It was represented as being a snapshot of Adolf Hitler as a baby. Sometime in 1937 Mrs. Harriet Downs, of Westport, Conn., noticed the image in a magazine and recognized it as an altered baby photo of her own son, John May Warren. The original, unretouched picture is shown on the right. It is not known how the hoaxer obtained the original picture.Hoax Photo Gallery. In the days before Photoshop.

No More Being "IT"

Children banned from playing tag in school playground
In an age when childhood innocence is under threat from every direction, the traditional game of tag would seem an unlikely offender. But headmistress Susan Tuck doesn't think so. She has banned it – along with all other games which involve physical contact – as "inappropriate behaviour". Youngsters aged five to 11 at Bracebridge Heath Primary School near Lincoln have been told there will be no kiss-chase, and even linking arms with each other will not be allowed. The only time any of the 400 pupils can touch each other is if they need to help a classmate who has fallen over. The school's move is the latest in a series of instances across Britain where traditional games have been deemed dangerous. Conkers and even football are among those which have paid the price of caution.

Virtual Reef

Create your own reef scene
This might entertain you
for a few minutes.

10 Ways To Make Your Neighbors Move

Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone.
Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.
Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.)
Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," walk away laughing hysterically.
Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.
At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again."
When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.
Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors Each day hack off a different part of their body.
Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)
Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.

How They Always Get You To Buy Stupid Things

classic comic ads********From inside vintage comic books.


Excuses Recieved By Teachers ____________________________________________________These are actual excuse notes teachers have received; spelling mistakes included."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.""Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.""Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.""Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.""Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.""John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.""Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.""Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.""Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.""Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.""Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak."

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Oh The Humanity

You ain't nothin but a hound dog
From the St. Louis Post Dispatch:
St. Louis -- The phrase "walking the dog" took on a whole new meaning Sunday at the Barkus Pet Parade in Soulard.There were the hot pink pants (with a built-in diaper, thank you), the leopard print fur coat, and the pink leotards — with ruffles.An estimated 8,000 dogs, many adorned in tutus, sequins or beads, followed the afternoon parade route to Soulard Market, where judges crowned the five most festive canines.
Read the story

Crazy Horse Monument Shaping Up

Mountain Sculpturing
An amazing set of photographs documenting the construction of the >>Crazy Horse Memorial<< - apparently the world's largest sculpture - located in the Black Hills of South Dakota. They capture the explosions used to sculpt the mountain into giant human form. Sometimes, the rock seems to turn to clouds of smoke or puffs of fire - animating the mountain with anthropomorphic human expression. Demolition is always underrated as a creative act.
More pics (Click on photo to enlarge)

Visual Blonde

Monday, February 12, 2007

Bad Valentine Gifts

Valentine's Day may be the most romantic holiday of the year, but bad gifts, whether received or given, are the best way to ruin the big day.Radar Magazine Online salutes the world's worst Valentine's Day gifts. These are fine products but they probably aren't the wisest choices for February 14.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Careful Where You Sleep

About to have a rude awakening.

Story Book Maidens

Costumes story book----------Ok fellas don't say I never think of ya when posting ha ha.

Astonishing Bear Photos

with Bear You won't be disappointed so Just click already!

Rubik Cube Art

Hollywood Star Cookies

Academy Award -Hollywood selection cookies via:YesButNoButYes

Cool Art

It's all in the perspective.

Woooooooooooo Hoooo

Have hit the 400 post Mark on this blog!! Hope you had fun so far- Join in a happy dance- cake and ice cream in the corner. Help Yourself'myspace!!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

What Next?

Miracle: Baby Jesus Seen Crying in South Texas.
People from all over the country are headed to Sabinal to see a statue of the baby Jesus that church members say had tears running down its face. Tonight the church held a special healing mass.
"It's a miracle and it's something, it's beautiful," Maria Alaniz told News 4 WOAI's Erik Runge.
On January 6, a member of the choir was getting ready for mass when she looked down at a little statue of baby Jesus and saw something no one would expect to see. "The more I see him the more tears come out from his eyes," said Alaniz.
((Well Alaniz maybe he doesn't like you."))

Cool Beanssssssssss

Mini Desk

I wonder if you can drive it around the office as well. [via]

Popcorn And Movies The American Treat

How did popcorn become a popular snack at movie theaters?
No trip to the movies is complete without an overpriced tub of popcorn covered in goo. Good thing, 'cause popcorn sales are responsible for a substantial portion of theater profits.To learn how the tradition began, we first consulted the Encyclopedia Popcornica. According to this industry-supported site, the salty snack was very popular "from the 1890s until the Great Depression." Even during the Depression, popcorn remained "one of the few luxuries down-and-out families could afford."Kidz World writes that popcorn first became available at movie theaters way back in 1912. They don't explain why, but came through with many kernels of truth (none of which remained unpopped).Apparently back in the old days, popcorn vendors would "set up shop" outside theaters. The theater managers didn't like this, thinking it was a distraction. But moviegoers disagreed, frequently ducking out to buy popcorn and then ducking back in to see the movie.As Buzzle further notes, "it wasn't long until the theatre owners realized they could set up their own popcorn popper." That's exactly what they did, and popcorn's been associated with movies ever since. Kind of like Cracker Jacks and baseball games or gruel and orphanages.

AHHHH Sweet Smell Of Morning Breath

Science guru Bill Nye explains that the flow of saliva slows down during sleep. As a result, mouths don't get the same level of oxygen as they do while we're active. This allows anaerobic bacteria, which don't need oxygen, to thrive. "The waste products from these bacteria often contain sulfur -- and those compounds of sulfur are what we smell."Onions are also nasty culprits of this type of bad breath because they contain sulfur. So limit your raw onion snacking habits, and you're ahead of the game.According to BreezeCare, there are additional causes for morning breath. Mucus in your nose can thicken while you sleep, and your tongue falls to the back of your throat -- both of which provide welcome environments for anaerobic bacteria.Treatments for bad breath abound, however the two common solutions are to brush your tongue to remove excess plaque, and the use of an antimicrobial mouthwash. Good luck, and may your breath be as fresh as a Tic Tac.

Another Reason To Not Do Drugs

Man Accused of Shooting Snorkeller Says He Thought Man Was A Large Rat
A man accused of shooting a snorkeller in the head told investigators that he mistook the swimmer for a large, water-dwelling rodent. Sixty-year-old William Roderick of Reedsport was arraigned Thursday in Douglas County Circuit Court on assault and other charges. The victim, 44-year-old John Chessman, of Marcola, remains in serious condition at Oregon Health and Science University Hospital in Portland. Roderick told detectives he saw what he believed to be a nutria swimming in the Smith River. Sheriff's spokesman Dwes Hutson says he grabbed a rifle and shot at the rodent from a deck overlooking the water. After realizing that Chessman was not a nutria, Roderick helped pull him from the water.