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Friday, November 24, 2006

Funny Quotes



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Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
IRS
We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
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Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Religious
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
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I'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you.
William Hagan
A very nasty man just tried to kill us all." Speaking to passengers of a plane going to Nairobi, a British Airways captain announced over the loudspeaker after recovering control from a man who stormed into the cabain and seized the flight controls of the plane and made the plane lurch.
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Pay attention and drive.
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Don't take my signals literally.
Jon Stewart
Every time I turn you on, it looks like a Matlock book club." Jon Stewart spoke these words to host Larry King.
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Paranoids have enemies too.
Religious
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep

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