A Question Of Utmost Importance LOLLLZZZZ

QUESTION***A fellow co-worker recently told me that the invention of the accordion is what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, not that comet crap the scientists are trying to feed us. Is this true ? its making it hard to enjoy polka music... sincerely, but with much angst, Joe.
Submitted by Joe Zouba from Harrisburg , PA
ANSWER***Assuming that you're not a dinosaur, I'm left wondering "What's it to you?" Most of us don't take scientific speculation as personally as you, unless, of course, we're directly impacted by the hypothesis in question. The fact that you no longer enjoy your favorite music makes me suspect that depression may be the real problem here, not comets or accordions. The tendency to take things personally that are as far removed from you in space and time as dinsosaur extinction strikes this scientist as an inappropriate acceptance of responsibility. Or, to put it in layman's terms, insane behavior. Get help, O.K.?