Here's the polar bear habitat that lets your beloved children swim with the bears. Is little Johnny becoming a bit too much to handle? Need a fool-proof way to scare him straight? Toss the kid in a pool with a hungry polar bear and forget to mention the glass barrier...Oh, and it might work better if you show him a seal vs. polar bear sequence from a National Geographic documentary first. After all, fear the oldest parenting trick in the book. If you live near the Polar Bear Habitat and Heritage Village in Ontario, then this authority-reinforcing scenario is only a quick drive away from reality!
Friday, November 24, 2006
Forget Boring Summer Camp Send Your Kids Here-
Posted by alilbit at 6:04 PM
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