Ten Things A Cat Thinks About:

• I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
  
• Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
  
• Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
  
• I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have an ulterior motive?
  
• Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
  
• This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  
• Hey, no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
  
• Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
  
• If there's a God, how can He allow neutering/spaying?
  
• If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!