Kid Kitchen Terms
Desserts ~ The reason for eating a meal.
Evaporate ~ Magic trick performed
by children when it comes
time to clear the table
and wash the dishes.
Fork ~ Eating utensil made obsolete
by the discovery of fingers.
Frozen ~ Condition of children's
jaws when spinach is served.
Kitchen ~ The only room not used
when eating crumbly snacks.
Measuring Cup ~ A kitchen utensil that
is stored in the sandbox.
Napkin ~ Any worn cloth object, such as
shirt or pants.
Soda Pop ~ Shake and Spray.
Table ~ A place for storing gum.