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Monday, November 20, 2006

Some Uses For Peanut Butter




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When your Walkman batteries burn out, try peanut butter.
Fire extinguisher refill.
Door stop.
Fill pillowcase for better night's sleep.
Sell by the ton as a fund-raiser.
New Snapple Iced-Tea flavor.
Use as aphrodisiac. Don't ask.
Use peanut butter crumbs for pie crust.
Peanut butter bird bath.
Use it as your secret weapon when playing Calvinball.
Use as windshield-wiper fluid.
Use as a welcome mat.
Two words: Hackey Sack.
Make badminton birdies with it.
Artist's gum eraser.
Make a collage. Use whatever other materials are necessary.
Form into kernels and use as popcorn.
Use as mouthwash.
Valve oil.

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