I Ran OverThe Taco Bell Dog

By Dbgrandma@aol.comI was driving around in old MexicoI got lost and didn't know which way to go.I was confused, it was late, I was in a fog.I ran over the Taco Bell dog.I felt that smush, and I said "Oh Mama!"My low rider crushed that little chihuahua.I prayed for forgiveness in a synague.I ran over the Taco Bell dog.If they catch me they'll put me in a cell with 20 locks.I must try to pin this on Jack In The Box.I'll be whipped, and then I'll be flogged.I ran over the Taco Bell dog.His last words were, "Yo quiero el medico".I flattened that pup, to Hell I will go.I should have skipped driving and gone for a jog.I ran over the Taco Bell dog.