Kids Thoughts On Marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if youlike sports, she should like it that you like sports, and sheshould keep the chips and dip coming.– Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going tomarry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out laterwho you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.– Camille, age 10HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yellingat the same kids.– Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?Both don’t want any more kids.– Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to knoweach other. Even boys have something to say if you listen longenough.– Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usuallygets them interested enough to go for a second date.– Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all thenewspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the deadcolumns.– Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?When they’re rich.– Pam, age 7The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to messwith that.- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marrythem and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.– Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys needsomeone to clean up after them.– Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?– Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.– Ricky, age 10