Saturday, November 18, 2006

Right And Left Way Of Holidays

Republicans say “Merry Christmas!”Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.Democrats ask for a “Bud.”
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night television.
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.
Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at other people’s lights.
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.”Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.”