You Are A Coffee Addict If............

* You short out motion detectors. * You have a conniption over spilled milk. * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. * Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. * You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. * You don't tan, you roast. * You don't get mad, you get steamed. * Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before and coffee after. {pleeze don't ask 'after what...' }* Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood. * You can't even remember your second cup. * You help your dog chase its tail. * You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. * You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate." * You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."