What Were They Thinking???????????

The sea's full of fish!
Travel firms are used to dealing with holidaymakers' complaints about poor accommodation or dodgy meals.But one firm received a complaint from a holidaymaker angry that his rep had failed to mention that there were fish in the sea, claiming he and his children had been startled by their presence while paddling. Another customer complained there were too many Spaniards in Spain, and one had even found fault with the colour of the beach - pointing out exasperatedly that 'the sand in the brochure is yellow, but when we got there it was white'.And to think they share our planet!!!