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Monday, January 22, 2007

Hamsters Can Be Vicious Lil' Buggers


When Hamsters Attack is the #1 website for Hamster Attack Prevention.The best ways to prevent a hamster attack is to stay away from tiny exercise wheels. Do not play 'Cher's Greatest Hits' on your boom box. This music has been known to make gerbils turn evil, and may have a similar effect on hamsters. Do not dress entirely in red clothing. You might be mistaken for a giant apple, which most hamsters consider to be a delicious treat.If a hamster is chasing you, climb up a tree and hang onto one of the branches. But be forewarned: if the hamster waves at you, do not wave back. (It's an old hamster trick). If you are attacked by a hamster, curl up into a ball and lie motionless on the ground. Most hamsters don't live past the age of three, so be patient.