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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Why google Guys Didn't Make Man-Of-The-Year


10. Funny how surfing for porn can result in the need for developing a better search engine. 9. In retrospect, quitting their minimum wage job at Wal-Mart was a damn good idea! 8. Rejoice computer geeks everywhere - now, you too can become a billionaire, move out of your parents’ basement, and go on to have a life! 7. They’ve never forgotten their roots - to this day, they still play Dungeons and Dragons every Friday night. 6. Successfully denied a claim by Bill Gates that they are his illegitimate children and owe him billions in sire fees. 5. Poster children for dropping out of university. 4. Without Google, we’d all have to spend countless boring hours in a public library. 3. They’re relieved that they’re not sitting on an oil reserve - that means they’re not in danger of being invaded by the Bush administration. 2. Parents relieved that all those claims of “I’m in my room playing with my mouse” turned out NOT to be masturbation-related. 1. Successfully combined the words “Go” and “Ogle”!

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