Nerdy Hens

Seems scientists are now encouraging the nerdy hens to lay "SQUARE" eggs.They have been feeding them dice and cubed carrots to make them produce square eggs.They used to try to put the hens in miniature car compactors but animal rights banned that practice.In stead they have been grabbing up all the hens who are computer nerds and finding that has been working out very well.These hens have also been known to play the accordian and square-dance on the sly.