Lyrics Changed For Aging Baby-Boomers

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker- The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip -Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash -Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends -Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face- Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now -Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver- Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom -Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts- Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair- Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping- The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone -Abba - Denture Queen- Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall- Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore- Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again- Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To