Funny Little People

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he's never going to get another
When a baby starts to walk, mother starts to run.
A bath mat is a little rug that children like to stand beside.
Young William who'd just been given a huge St Bernard for his birthday, looked at the big dog in awe for a few seconds before he turned to his father and asked, "Is he for me or am I for him?"
"Who discovered America?" asked the teacher.A small boy raised his hand and answered, Ohio.""Ohio?" said the puzzled teacher. "Columbus discovered America." "I know," said the pupil, "but I couldn't remember his first name."
"Dad," the little boy said after running home from school, "I've got my first part in a play. I play a man who's been married for 25 years." "That's a good start, son," his father replied. "Just keep at it and one of these days you may get a speaking part."
A six year-old got separated from his mother in a large supermarket. He walked down the aisles anxiously calling, "Gloria! Gloria!" She found him soon enough and admonished him for making such a commotion. "Besides you shouldn't be calling me Gloria. I'm Mother to you." "I know, Mother, he explained, but this store is full of mothers."
The Sunday school teacher asked Timmy, "Where is God?" And he quickly replied, "In the bathroom." "Why in the world would you say that?" queried the teacher. "Because," explained Timmy, "every morning my father stands outside the bathroom door and says, God, are you still there?"