By Any Other Name

For those of you who aren't aware of it, and believe me I found out the hard way, squash is the name of a vegetable. Remember that the next time you're at your local grocery store... Whatever you do, don't take the word literally! No matter what the sign says. It will only get you and your giant wooden mallet escorted right out of the produce department... (Anyone need a couple of dozen flattened gourds?)