Cat Burglar Caught While Cat-napping HOOT!

Mark Smith proved he was as dense as a rainforest when he fell sound asleep under his victim's bed.
He had crept past Heather Stephenson while she was ironing.
He rifled gems from a jewellery box and helped himself to a cheque book, but the vodka and valium he had already downed that morning was taking its toll.
And when stunned Mrs Stephenson came upstairs, she found Smith fast asleep under her bed.