Cat Burglar Caught While Cat-napping HOOT!

Mark Smith proved he was as dense as a rainforest when he fell sound asleep under his victim's bed.
He had crept past Heather Stephenson while she was ironing.
He rifled gems from a jewellery box and helped himself to a cheque book, but the vodka and valium he had already downed that morning was taking its toll.
And when stunned Mrs Stephenson came upstairs, she found Smith fast asleep under her bed.

Staff at a German butcher’s shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their “Schwartenmagen” sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
And you thought Kinder Eggs were the only treats with hidden goodies inside!

Remember the cat with this frog on it's head?
Looks like time for pet revenge!

Food makers in Japan came up with a new product that will surely create a buzz in the marketplace: the jibachi senbei, or the digger wasp rice cracker.
Wasp hunters from the village, who are mostly in their 80’s, catch them in nearby forests.
They are then boiled in water, dried and sprinkled over the cracker mix, which is then stamped by hot iron cracker cutters.
A bag of 20 crackers costs £1.60, but output is limited as the wasps are caught in the wild for optimum flavour.
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In this busy world of ours, take the time

to smell the flowers:)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, age 8)

Been spending the summer

teaching "Trixie" to swim with fins on~