Irritate The Neighbors

Re-paint their house for them. . . in plaid.



Run around naked in their front yard singing "Born Free"

Throw waterbombs at their house, water bombs filled with INK!!

Bake them an apple pie and send it to them, without telling them the 2 secret ingredients inside - spicy seasonings and laxatives

Borrow a cup of milk 3 times a day

Buy 6 blocks of bottle rockets and fire them off.....on Christmas Eve...at 12:00

Call them and ask them if their refrigerator is running every night @8:13p.m.

Dress in drag and do a hula on their front lawn

Dye the fur on all of their pets lime green

Have teenage boys with loud car stereos drive by their house at 2 AM.

Have your rock & roll band practice at night

Hotwire their bird bath.

Install a heliport in the backyard

Invite your friends over to howl at the full moon.