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Saturday, November 18, 2006

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*****Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.++ A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. ++Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.++ For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.++ Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. ++Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. ++Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.++ Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.++ We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. *****

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